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I read an advertisement for a shrunken man who wanted to go spelunking. He was looking for an adventurous, normal-sized woman who would let him dive deep into her…caves. The idea thrilled me. He said he was currently one inch tall and was looking for wet, tight caverns to explore. Of course, his hobby would bring me great pleasure as he did his exploring, so I dialed the number and asked how soon we could meet up.
He was even more excited and begged me to come pick him up. He was at the research facility that had shrunk him. They hosted a shrunken community and cared for people his size when they weren’t with keepers. I’d have to sign him out as his current caretaker while we had our fun and return him after if we wished to part ways.