Tag: Shrink

Shrunken Spelunking

Mama Felicity 1844-332-2693 Ext 270

I read an advertisement for a shrunken man who wanted to go spelunking. He was looking for an adventurous, normal-sized woman who would let him dive deep into her…caves. The idea thrilled me. He said he was currently one inch tall and was looking for wet, tight caverns to explore. Of course, his hobby would bring me great pleasure as he did his exploring, so I dialed the number and asked how soon we could meet up.

He was even more excited and begged me to come pick him up. He was at the research facility that had shrunk him. They hosted a shrunken community and cared for people his size when they weren’t with keepers. I’d have to sign him out as his current caretaker while we had our fun and return him after if we wished to part ways.

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Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270

Oops, I shrunk my boyfriend. I mean, it was accidental but on purpose. I know that isn’t very clear; allow me to explain. He’s so tall and cocky, a real man’s man, if you will. He is always teasing people who are shorter than him, and frankly, I’d had enough. He needed to swallow some humble pie and learn his lesson.

Bullying isn’t nice! I got the flower from a lady in a dusty hippie store downtown. She told me to crunch up the petal and seep it in his tea. She said because they were natural and each petal possessed its potency; it would be challenging to tell HOW much he would shrink. She suggested I start small and increase as needed.

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