date

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My date tonight loves that I dig football. Aren’t girls who watch football just the hottest? I don’t mean the ones who watch the SuperBowl just for the drinks and friends. I’m talking about the ones who are fans and really want one team to win. I have this cute guy friend who is a huge football fan. He knows every player, every play and we just love getting into heated debates about the games.

The reason we like it so much is that the one who has wrong or old information ends up on the bottom. Really there is no way to lose when you love to be both bottom and top but my cute little friend would much rather slip his dick into my ass.

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blue

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Chronic jerk offs like you don’t know what it’s like to feel the ache of blue balls because you are always allowing yourself to cum. However and whenever you want. That time has passed now, baby. It’s time for you to watch your balls turn blue. Swollen, full and so tight against the base of your dick it hurts.

You better whack your meat one last time because your cock’s freedom is now coming to an end.

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Come

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Come play with us! We Candy Girls know how much we tempt you, how much we fill your every day to day thought. Since the holidays are over and you are forced to go back to work, you’ve been doing a better job of focusing on work instead of your favorite playmates.

Sure, work is important but so is your cock! Just because you are sitting in a busy office doesn’t mean you shouldn’t enjoy some risky phonesex chat or even a call in the public bathroom! To help encourage you to be brave, I talked to the sexy Boss Lady and she agreed to peek into chat at some point today to give away a FREE 10-minute call!

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Pet

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Someone told me about this shelter for homeless pets. A human kennel where you could go and look them over before deciding to take them home and try them out. I needed a new pet. One who would allow me to try new things. I wanted a big, strong cock to torture and tease.

At the location, I walked inside and spoke with the person at the front desk. She was dressed like a businesswoman but her brow was dotted with sweat. She told me it was a lot of work to take care of so many horny pet males who were in desperate need of a forever home. Very sweetly, she told me to take my time looking through the selection and to let her know if I wanted to take anyone home.

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Holidays

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Happy Holidays! Lori and I have bonded over a shared love of the season. We hope to bring joy to each naughty boy this year! One sexy way we’ve decided to do that is by mailing out dirty Christmas Cards to the fellas overseas. Serving our country is no doubt a sacrifice but to be away from your family during the holidays is a sacrifice we couldn’t imagine.

We’re hoping to send them a little familiar cheer with care packages full of naughty goodies. Hello, it’s not like we would want to send them a borning box. It’s the holidays after all!

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Keeper

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Becoming Kooky’s Keeper. You know I’m always looking for a way to earn a few extra bucks. When my mom told me the older man down the street was looking for someone to help him out a few hours a week, I thought it would be easy money! Boy, was I wrong!

As older gentleman do, he was beginning to forget things. Like where he put his wallet and if he’d taken his pills. He was even having a hard time dressing and wearing matching shoes outside of the house. I’d called him and offered to be his little helper. He sounded delighted and asked if I’d come over right away.

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foul-mouthed
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I’m a foul-mouthed little bitch who uses swear words as sentence enhancers. “It’s not ladylike to cuss, Kayla.” “Little girls shouldn’t use such language, Kayla.” “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” *eye roll* Give it a rest, already! No one ever said I was trying to be ladylike, anyhow!

You don’t like it? Don’t fucking talk to me. However, if it turns you on to hear such nasty filth fall out of such a pretty mouth, by all means. Pick up the phone and listen to me spew cuss words like a fucking sailor.

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People in your life think you are a grown-ass man but if only they knew the truth. You are the neediest attention whore I have ever met. If you think this blog is about you, then it probably is.

As my BFF says “Check yourself before you wreck yourself, booboo.” It’s insane the amount of bitch boy entitlement that runs amuck round here. Like fruit flies around rotting pussy. It’s disgusting!

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Stirring
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Alright, alright! I finally figured it out! Geez. You boys are always asking if I’m stirring up trouble? Have I gotten into any trouble lately? Like y’all are my dang Daddies or something…hehe…And it finally dawned on me.

Trouble is what you call that naughty head between your legs! I mean, has it ever lead you into anything but? Nope! And so, when you ask me if I’ve been stirring up trouble, what you really mean to ask me is if I’ve been meaning to tease your cock lately!? You know the answer to that! Yes, of course, I have!

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The feel of my tongue will tickle you. It will tease you and turn you on. Can you feel it now? As I drag the tip of it up the length of your shaft? That warm, wet sensation that is like nothing else you’ve felt before.

I’ve made plans to do nothing but tongue you down, all day long. You will not be able to release until I’ve decided and it could be a very long while. Because using my tongue to make you moan is one of my very favorite things to do. Settle in and get ready for my teasing tongue.

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