Trans Alexus 1844-332-2639 Ext 349
Finally! The holiday is over, and we can get back to enjoying being raunchy and filthy! There are three hundred and sixty-four days for us to corrupt all the adults on Sanat’s nice list.
Because, let’s be honest, what did being on the nice list get you? A twenty-dollar present and blue balls? Exactly? Join the naughty side and let your wild inhibitions thrive!
Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410
They say Santa as a devilish counterpart. A half-man half-demon who punishes bad little boys and girls who end up on the naughty list. I don’t believe in that kinda noise. There is no such thing as Santa or Krampus. I’m the only one who holds myself accountable for my actions, and I like being bad.
I’ve been kicking in the balls of losers and pegging idiots up the ass all year. Some threat of a monster coming to spank me isn’t going to make me behave. I’ll keep doing whatever I want to whoever I want, and I’d be willing to bet you I still get presents this year!