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We Canadians celebrate some holidays that Americans don’t have. For example, we have Victoria Day! Victoria was the Queen of the United Kingdom in the 1800’s. It’s not known if she was a party girl or not but since she was born on the 24th of the month, and since there are 24 cans of cold ones in case, Canadians celebrate her birthday by going to the cottage and letting loose! We call it the 2-4 weekend. The holiday for us Canucks means the start of summer and when we can replace our parkas with bikinis which for me is always a good thing!

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I’ve been doing some babysitting recently, but not “regular” babysitting. I’ve been babysitting adult babies – who knew that there was even that many of them?! When my first adult baby arrived, I could tell he was going to be trouble. He was definitely going to test my patience and I knew that with him I’d get some really good experience under my belt.

As soon as he was dropped off and the front door was closed, he walked right over to me, took his diaper off and started touching his little pp. I told him that he was going to have to be a good boy and stop doing that, but every time I put his diaper back on him, he would just take it off, look at me and touch himself again while he laughed. Not only did he touch himself, but he kept getting into my panty drawer and he would rub them all over his face. WTF is wrong with this baby?

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I think that the holiday season just brings out the inner slut in me. I’m basically horny ALL the time and I can’t help but touch myself no matter where I am. I have a story to share with you that happened last month.

I was at a holiday party and I found myself staring at the Christmas tree. It was beautiful, yes, but I couldn’t help but think about how good one of the candy canes that were hanging on the tree would feel really fucking good inside me. They weren’t the normal thin ones either they were super thick candy canes. Hey, I’m a candy girl what did you expect?!? I told you I’ve been crazy horny lately and can’t help myself!

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