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How can you realize you missed something until it’s already gone? I sure missed you perverts. It’s been more than a year but Darla is back bitches! Your favorite intellectual sadist Darla is here to stay.
Category: phonesex chat
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
Have you ever wondered if you fetishize Asian women? Asian women are often stereotyped as subservient and submissive. Why do you think Asian women get the most attention on online dating sites? Because you guys are pervs, probably. Every Asian girl who has ever tried online dating has experienced a “Creepy White Guy with Asian fetishes.” (often more than one.)
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What’s the first thing you notice when you look at me? Is it my long, dark hair or my sweet brown eyes? Some men notice my long, toned LEGS before they notice anything else but not you, huh? I know what you see first. Your gaze is locked on my perfectly PERKY TITS.
No matter what I’m wearing, you can’t help yourself. Above all, you notice my tits first. I watched your eyes bounce from my face back to my LUCIOUS CLEAVAGE. I can see right into that PERVERTED mind of yours. I know you are undressing me with your eyes and imagining what it would feel like to squeeze my BREASTS in your hands. My hands are so small, making them more than a handful for me but they are no problem for your big hands.
I wanna play a game!! How well do you think you know me? Do you know me well enough to guess what I’m thinking about while I’m MASTURBATING? I’d love to find out!
First, I want to have a “Caption this” contest except it’s a “Comment what I’m thinking about while I plunge my fingers into my TIGHT, HOT, PUSSY” game!
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
It’s Monday again. It’s still January and it’s still winter. Your life still sucks. Your marriage is still pathetic. Your wife still treats you like a cuck and your kids still disrespect you. Your boss still thinks you are a fuck up and your *** is even looking at you like you are an idiot. You look in the mirror and see an old man staring back. Your body has gone soft and so has your dick. Is there any hope for you? Of course, there is. Give your favorite homewrecker a call.
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Imagine this, you’re watching the five o’clock news with your wife when the headline you’ve been thinking about all day flashes across the screen. Kayla Cumsalot OWNS YOUR COCK! Not only that, but then the reporter blurts out YOUR NAME! I’m sure you’d sit in stunned silence while your wife begins to scramble.
Your wife shakes her head, knowing she must have heard him wrong. “Give me the remote,” she snaps. “I need to rewind this!” However, that is the very last thing you want to do. Her voice is loud and squeaky with her panic. She slaps at your leg as you try to keep the remote from her. She knows her husband’s cock is no longer only hers.
BRATTY LITTLE SYDNEY – 1-844-332-2639 EXT 361
Your own personal phonesex tease!
Hi babes! January is here and I don’t know about you, but I’m not a big fan of winter. So why not treat yourself to a little personal time by playing with your favorite bratty phonesex tease?
Seems like colder temperatures require activities that get our heart rates up. And I have quite a few ideas about how we can really get feeling hot and bothered. So lay back, get that cock out, and let me tell you how I’ll tease you with this perfect ass, tiny titties and tight, barely legal pussy!
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
One of my friends turned me on to a new toy that I can play with during our phone sex sessions. It’s called a wee-vibe and it is so much fun. You can control the toy and my pussy with an app on your cell phone. I want you to try this out on me. I want you to use the various programs to make me orgasm over and over.
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Finally, the holidays are over and life is getting back to normal. All of my house guests are gone and my roommate is out of my hair. It’s time for some FILTHY, FUCKING PHONESEX! I’m in the mood to make the most of MESSY MONDAY!
For two dollars a minute, you can listen to me FINGER FUCK my sweet pussy all over the house! First, I want you to tell me exactly how to pet my deliciously, young pussy. Should I rub my SOFT, SHAVED lips with a gentle touch or PINCH my clit with firm fingers?
I’m addicted to COCK. Big cock, small cock, thick cock, thin cock. I love them all and so it should be no surprise to you that I have a crush on our resident SHECOCK! I read Macy’s blog like an addict, HUNGRY for her GIRLY CUM and thirsty for the pictures of her GIANT DICK but I was nervous to approach her at first.
Which seems so silly! I’m so bold and brave when it comes to your cock, maybe it’s because you HORNY BOYS give it up so easily and I knew I’d have to work to please Macy. Or possibly it’s because I know once I got a taste for her, I’d have no need for you?