Holidays

TS Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349

Happy Holidays! Lori and I have bonded over a shared love of the season. We hope to bring joy to each naughty boy this year! One sexy way we’ve decided to do that is by mailing out dirty Christmas Cards to the fellas overseas. Serving our country is no doubt a sacrifice but to be away from your family during the holidays is a sacrifice we couldn’t imagine.

We’re hoping to send them a little familiar cheer with care packages full of naughty goodies. Hello, it’s not like we would want to send them a borning box. It’s the holidays after all!

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

It’s that time again. December Game Day and you know what that means. My “Dirty Santa” Trivia Game. I will be Santa’s helper. Let’s face it, I’m quite used to helping out older, married men. What would Mrs. Claus say? (no one cares) There should be something for everyone and the sexy banter is always the most fun. Put on your thinking cap and bring that hard dick along for some lighthearted, provocative holiday fun.

Do you think you have what it takes to win my game? The winner receives a free 15 minute call with the phone sex vixen of his choice along with bragging rights, so what more could a horny guy ask for?

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D-word

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Tuesday Night is one of two GAME NIGHTs here in phonesexcandy’s FREE chat room! Are you going to join me tonight at nine pm EST/ six pm PST? I mean what else do you have to do? Eat dinner with your lazy wife? Shovel snow from the driveway that will be there in an hour anyhow?

Come take a load off and join me for D-word trivia!

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leftover

xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

The big feast is done with so much leftover and family is still hanging around. It’s so hard to find time to fuck with so many people in the house but I’m such a horny girl that I’m determined to carve out some leftover fucking time! I think the best time to do the deed would be when everyone piles into the car to go Black Friday shopping.

We can say we want to stay behind to help organize the leftovers and make turkey sandwiches for everyone when then return from a full day of shopping for steals and deals.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, ext. 236

Let’s all give thanks for the big dicks out there. So big and juicy and filling, what more could a girl ask for? If you have a big dick then you should be thankful. Those of you with tiny dicks should show your appreciation for those with the big dicks.

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Keeper

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Becoming Kooky’s Keeper. You know I’m always looking for a way to earn a few extra bucks. When my mom told me the older man down the street was looking for someone to help him out a few hours a week, I thought it would be easy money! Boy, was I wrong!

As older gentleman do, he was beginning to forget things. Like where he put his wallet and if he’d taken his pills. He was even having a hard time dressing and wearing matching shoes outside of the house. I’d called him and offered to be his little helper. He sounded delighted and asked if I’d come over right away.

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~~~~Olivia~~~~844-332-2639 x 226~~~~

Olivia Darling that is.  Just a little bit Ole School for my 30’s I guess.  I love seduction, role play, and GFE more than most calls.  The problem is; can’t seem to find enough guys who really enjoy my kinda favorites. Continue reading “The Darling of Phone Sex”

birthdayphonesex

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

It’s my birthday! Yes, I am available on my birthday. Oh, I could have taken the day off but I would much rather play and have some fun with you on this incredible day. Birthday Sex is always the best.

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phonesexgames

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

It’s Saturday and that means Game Day at Phone Sex Candy. I will be your fabulous host and the theme will be Homewreckers. Put your thinking cap on and bring your dick too. I have a naughty, thought provoking and cock stimulating game in store for you. The winner receives a free 15 minute phone sex call with one of the sexy phone sex vixens in attendance. What could be better?

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no nut november

Sexy Lexi 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 261

That’s right, boys!  Just like all the other fake made up holidays, this is another one to add to your list.  I’ve got it figured out, though!  This is all economics, or something.  I’ve been studying this in school.  It’s all a matter of supply and demand.  I have a question for you.  Do you pay for porn?  No!  Of course you don’t fucking pay for porn, nobody pays for porn!  But this is all a dark plan by all the porn companies out there.

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