When Having Phonesex with Ilene

phonesex with Ilene

Expect a few things you might not expect anywhere else.

First, expect me to make you laugh. Yes, unless you have a very low sense of humor, I will find a way to make you laugh. Now, I didn’t say expect to laugh, because well, let’s face it, not everyone gets my humor.

Second, expect me to talk to you. Yes, I like to talk to you, I don’t wanna just jump in, go at it, give you a little snog and move on. I want to actually talk to you.

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Sex Crazed MILF Phonesex

I see you’ve been playing with that cock of yours. MILF sluts like me go crazy for a big hard one. I know when you look at my pictures, you can’t help it. The need to pull your cock out takes over.

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Share My Young Neighbor Phone Sex

I have a young slutty neighbor that I have been watching for a while now.
A few weeks ago I saw a boy climbing out of her window late at night.
And that’s when I knew that she had a wet dripping Cunt and was ready to really get fucked.
The next day I caught her coming home from school and I cornered the slut.
And I told her what I had seen.
She instantly begins to beg me not to tell her naughty secret. I laughed and said honey I’m not going to tell I’m going to be your teacher .

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My First Sugar Daddy Phone Sex

I found the note in one the book he returned, an Andrew Wyeth retrospective. The note read “Do you know what it’s like to be taken care of? Do you want to know?” and then his phone number. This guy was a regular patron of the library, an unassuming, plainly good-looking white guy who I always found intriguing, since the books and DVDs he checked out always seems to jibe with my tastes and likes, like the Wyeth book. But, for some reason, we rarely spoke. I chalked it up to his being shy and let it go.

Turns out, he was not shy. He didn’t beat around the bush at all when I called him later that day. He told me he was divorced and wanted to pamper me in any way.

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Fuckin on a Plane Cuckold Phonesex

You’ll go broke before you get to fuck me, loser

My sugar daddy had flown me out to Hawaii for a week while he was there on business. I hadn’t been there for a couple years, so I figured, why not? He pays for everything, and I get to enjoy a sunny, tropical vacation. I boarded my plane dressed in tight white capris with a pink spaghetti strap tank top, and no bra. My thong was peeking out above my pants, and my ass looked amazingly hot. The plane was a little cool, and my little nipples peeked out from under my tank top. I took my seat next to the window, and before long, I had this fine and sexy black stud sitting next to me.

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The Playground Phone Sex

I went home for Thanksgiving this year. While in college, I learned the night before Thanksgiving is like party central for a lot of people. My parents were cooking and said they didn’t need help, so I decided to hit a couple of hotspots with my old friends from high school.

A couple of hours and several drinks later, it was just me and my pal Joel, who had been a close friend for more than half my life. We decided to head to the local playground, the site of much debauchery during our student days. We sat next to each other on the swings, and chatted. We laughed a ton–Joel was forever the class clown–and looked at the stars.

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Barely Legal Phone Sex Babysitter

Daddy dick. It’s the one thing that is always on my mind. I absolutely adore older men who know how to make my kitty feel good. Even as a tender young thing, I remember when the neighborhood daddies started taking notice of me, but I was too innocent to recognize the lust in their eyes. The summer before my junior year, I made some flyers and passed them out in the neighborhood, offering my services as a babysitter. It wasn’t long before I got a call from Mr. Welch a few doors down. He needed me to come watch his daughter while he stayed late at work for a meeting.

I needed the money, so I told him that I’d do it, even though it meant missing a night of mischief with my girlfriends. I texted my friends that I had to babysit, but I would catch them later. I put on a light blue mini skirt and a short white crop top. I completed the look with white ankle socks and sneakers. I went downstairs and told daddy I had a babysitting gig and I would be back after Mr. Welch came home from work. I got on my bicycle and rode down the street. It wasn’t until I lifted my ass off the seat that I noticed I wasn’t wearing any panties. That was my first and only mistake. The cool evening breeze tickled my bare pussy and made it tingle. That was probably what started it all…

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Getting Stuffed on Turkey Day Phone Sex

 

Last Thanksgiving, I couldn’t afford to fly home so I volunteered at a local community center’s free Thanksgiving meal. I arrived at the crack of dawn to help, and got put to work peeling a mountain of potatoes. I was paired with an older, handsome gentlemen who introduced himself as Martin. We chitchatted over a pile of spuds, in our corner of the crowded kitchen.

I wiped sweat off my brow with the back of my hand and closed my eyes and arched my back. I felt a towel against my forehead. It was Martin, cutely wiping off the sweat. I smiled, and put down my peeler. I told Martin I had to get more potatoes, and he led the way to the pantry.

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The Test Drive Phone Sex

Betsy, my old reliable sedan, had finally bitten the dust, and would cost twice as much to fix as it was worth. I was at the car dealership with a friend when a salesman approached.

The salesman was an older gentleman, like my dad’s age, a friendly demeanor and not overly pushy. I found a model I liked, and decided to take it for a test drive. The salesman sat in the passenger seat while I drove the smooth-handling car. So far, so good.

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Sex Oil Sales Phonesex Part 2

PART 1

By now Ruby had begun to pull at the baggy dress, filling the staging area with the sound of ripping fabric and causing a collective gasp from the audience as they saw her beautiful tits and perfect body. I grinned and kicked a padded bench in front of her. Letting her distract them as I put on Ruby’s favorite cock into my strap on harness. I moved back over and let her and the audience see my big, hard, black cock and Ruby just begged with need. “Please.”

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