Christmas with MaryJane Phone Sex

Stuff Me Full Harmony ~  1-844-332-2639 ext 386

No more white Christmases in Canada since MaryJane became our favorite citizen; we’re all basking in a legally-green, happy haze almost all of the time now.

And to celebrate our first legal Christmas-high season the government will be giving out free brownies at the front entrance of all Canadian government offices. Actually, not really, that was a joke; I just wanted to check and see if you’re paying attention. But, nearly almost as much fun as a brownie, this year’s Christmas presents can cum as 420 infused almost everything; luxurious body lotions, yummy dark chocolates, tantalizing truffles, kiss me horny-high lipsticks, and my favorite of all, fuck-me-in-the-bath balms. I’m so hoping that my sexy stocking will be stuffed to all the way full this happy Christmas!

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A Sexy Show Phone Sex

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Vegas has a ton of SEXY SHOWS! So many that I’ve only been able to catch a few in the short time I’ve lived here but I try to make sure to bring my friends to one, any time they come to visit. I’m plotting my next visitor’s adventure now!

I have a male friend who likes to DRESS AS A WOMAN. Where he lives isn’t as welcoming as Sin City, LAS VEGAS, giving him less of a chance to express himself. When he gets here I’m going to surprise him with a SEXY OUTFIT I’ve picked out just for him. I’m thinking a lacy garter belt with sheer thigh high STOCKING. Some SENSUALLY SILKY panties and a bra of the same color.

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You’re Going to $poil Me Phonesex with Collette

GODDESS COLLETTE — 1-844-332-2639 ext 383

I have always enjoyed being spoiled. Anytime I need a new pair of shoes, a sexy pair of heels, a new outfit, new sexy lingerie. He will buy me anything my little heart desires, no matter how expensive it may be.

Last month I had fun updating my entire wardrobe, including numerous pairs of sexy heels and new sets of lingerie. I would be the one to pick it out, and he would simply pay. I call this foreplay to “pay to play”.

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Let’s Decorate My Pussy Phone Sex

 Bush with Baubles Harmony ~ 1-844-332-2639 ext 386

I love everything about Christmas, and especially decorating my apartment. I live in a little studio apartment and don’t have room for a tree, so for the last couple of years, I’ve hung bells and baubles on one of my plants. But I’m so excited to try something new this Christmas, I want you to cum to help me decorate my bush.

Yes, you read it right. Tis the season for pussy ornaments and, just to make it even better, you can buy pussy baubles online; and even have them delivered the next day. They advertise them as being ‘the perfect accessory to your tacky Christmas sweater’. And just think about how much fun you could have hanging the ornaments while I’m licking your sweet candy cane. We’ll be jingling all the way!

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Angel Phone Sex

Your Angel Harmony ~ 1-844-332-2639 ext 386

Would you like me to be your sweet Angel too? This morning when I was leaving my apartment building the doorman asked me for a hug. Now, normally I reserve physical contact only, and especially, for my Phone Sex Candy boys.  But since he asked so sweetly, of course, I gave him a great big squishy hug. I asked him if everything was ok and he replied that he was fine, but it was just that he just loved the way I smell.

It happens to me all of the time, and it’s because my perfume is just like me; a delicious blend of chocolate, honey, vanilla and berries, and so yummily full of erotic, luscious aromas. I am an Angel, an angel who will enter your private places leaving a gentle trail through your mind all the way to your beautiful cock.

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Have You Heard About Our Little Storytime Event Phonesex

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We are going to have our next Sleepytime Story Time Hour this Thursday Dec. 13th at 9 pm EST! You haven’t heard about our newest event? The Sleepytime Story Hour? No? Well let me tell you about it then. It is a group event for Littles or AB’s, or Littles with their Bigs to come and enjoy a wonderfully relaxing magical moment of safe space little time. (For those of you who don’t know, a little is someone who enjoys playing as a very young person. It is a genre of ageplay.) This is a non-sexual, safe space event. If you can imagine a sleepover meets storytime at the library. Several Mommies and Babysitters will be there to make sure every little one is safe and cared for, while we share a bedtime story.

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Bath Time with Sexy Collette Phonesex

COLLETTE — 1-844-332-2639  ext 383

Last night I took a long relaxing bath. Anyone who knows me knows that I only take a bath when I’m either super cold or super stressed out. This one was special. I needed to release some of my own tension being built up.

I poured myself a glass of blush wine and even put in some bubble bath. It smelled so good like nice fresh summer rain. I slowly put my feet in as I thought about you caressing them and licking my toes. I slowly lowered myself in. It was so nice to sit back and relax and enjoy my glass of wine.

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He Fucked Me in the Elevator Phonesex

COLLETTE — 1-844-332-2639 ext 383

PART TWO (Part One was “Mile High Club”)

As I reached my hotel room and I quickly unpacked. I was tired and exhausted, and I wanted to go straight to sleep as it was late.

Next morning I was up early and ready for a hot shower to start off my day. As I got dressed quickly in my sexy little bikini and my cute little summer dress which barely covered me, I was ready to hit the beach and meet up with my friends.

I quickly went to get breakfast and the restaurant on the lower level. As I was grabbing myself some fruits to start off my day, I felt someone walked past me, and once again my heart just paused. I was afraid to turn around. But I didn’t have to as he was standing right beside me.

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Twisted Fuck Phone Sex with Goddess Collette

Goddess Collette — 1-844-332-2639 ext 383

Hey there pathetic little creature. Are you reading this because you are ready to serve Mistress Collette? I may have to confess. My tight little pussy loves it when sluts and slaves beg for my affection. I get so wet and horny when you worship the ground I walk on, lick every inch of my hot body.

You’re just another little twisted fuck. Aren’t you? That is all you will ever be to me. But perhaps that can change. Not sure if you can do it though.

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Southern Hotwife Fantasy Phone Sex

Carla 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639) ext 382

I love hot wife role-play phone sex. I’ve always loved playing dress up and turning some innocent fairy tale into a hot and steamy story that ends with the damsel taking every rock hard inch of the hero’s thick throbbing cock! I love weaving twisted tales of sexual escapades using a naughty play on words like “Little Red Riding Wood” or “Snow White and the 7 guy cream-pie”.

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