Supernatural Phone Sex

Supernatural Harmony ~ 1-844-332-2639 ext 386

 

I’ve just read about a British woman who says that she has finally found the one; she is going to marry a ghost! She says that they’ve been having sex for some time and that he even proposed to her in a cave.

Makes My Nipples Harden

She describes her ghostly sexual encounters as being ‘way more satisfying’ than she has experienced with ordinary men. Actually, I get it. I feel the same way about you. The sound of your voice makes my whole body tingle, and my nipples harden. It is difficult to explain; maybe it is supernatural, but I really can feel you.

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Spanking Punishment for Bad Boys Phone Sex

*LUCY*  844-332-2639 xxx- 221

I hope that when I say I love spanking you don’t think I’m talking about you spanking me. Oh, no. That’s not ever going to happen. You’re a bad boy and you know that you’re the one who deserves to have your ass spanked nice and hard. 

You know as well as I do that you’ve been a really bad boy. I heard that you were making fun of a boy in your class and even had other boys hold him down while you gave him a few punches. You know that was completely unacceptable and now you’re going to pay for it.

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Big Girls Get Wet Phone Sex

Not-Afraid-To-Get-Wet Harmony ~ 1-844-332-2639 ext 386

In the rain, in the snow, even with your granny in tow; I’d be there to pay tribute to your cock any time, anyhow and anywhere that I can.

Cause Showing Up Matters

If a date to pay homage to your cock is planned, I’d get in a helicopter, fuck on a plane and even in a rainy cemetery. There is nothing that could keep me from showing up, getting down and showing you how much your cock means to me. Lest we forget, that sometimes just being together is what really matters.

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Tingly Titty Phone Sex

Harmony 1-844-332-2639 ext 386

 

Happily Waking Up to My Titties

I love waking up with my titties, almost as much as I think you would too. I especially love waking up to them on Saturday mornings. Sleeping under a big pile of covers keeps me toasty warm and I always wake up feeling snug-as-a-bug happy.

Hard and Tingly

On weekend mornings I treat myself to a little extra pleasure. It feels so good to take my titties, one at a time, out of my baby-doll pajamas. The cold morning air almost instantly turns my nipples hard and tingly and makes them crave the warmth of my tongue. If you have any time to spare, a nice titty fuck would make my afternoon just perfect!

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Pervy Pickle Phone Sex

Harmony ~ 1-844-332-2639 ext 386

It appears that politicians sharing their wiener whereabouts isn’t just an American pastime. For pickles sakes, now we’re one Canadian down for the same shenanigans.

Phone Sex Candy Girls ~ Watching Out for Your Pickle!

That’s why we’re always here for you; so that you don’t let your pickle get you into a pickle. We love your junk, your fleshy footage, your stories and best of all, your sexy voices. But please don’t be sharing it like it was a free hotdog at a political rally. If it’s not with your Phone Sex Candy girls you just don’t know; you might just be going all entertaining like with the social media team at Taco Bell.  Remember Boys, that’s why they’re called private parts.  If you’re not with your Phone Sex Candy girl, keep your trousers up and your pickles safe in the jar!

Bedtime Story Phone Sex

Bedtime Story Harmony ~ 1-844-332-2639 ext 386

Dial-a-Story

I just found out this week that my city library has a dial-a-story program which is intended to help the kids of new Canadians learn English. How lovely is that eh! Sometimes I feel just so darn proud to be Canadian.

Sucking and Fucking for Hope

And since we’re approaching the season to be charitable, I have yet another brilliant idea. How great would it be if you boys and girls were to sponsor a dial-a-dirty bedtime story for a refugee?  Nothing like a little sucking and fucking before bed to give you hope for a brighter tomorrow don’t you think! I know that any of our beautiful Phone Sex Candy girls would be happy to help you out with this worthy cause and in the end, everyone just feels good about feeling good!!

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CandyCups Phone Sex

Harmony ~ 1-844-332-2639 ext 386

StarFucks Cups Are Out!

I was so happy this weekend to see that the festive red cups have returned! On their website, the Starfucks folks say that they hope that this year’s cups ‘will express the shared spirit of the holidays’, as told by their customers. Got me thinking about how you, our dear customers, are so good at expressing yourselves, and how you do like to share your spirits. So why don’t we design our own series of celebratory mugs. I vote that we call them ‘CandyCups’.  They’ll be so hot that we’ll want to enjoy them all year long.

Love the Way You Boys Stroke It!

Starfucks describes their designs as using ‘whimsical brushstrokes’; but I know that they can’t even come close to the way you boys stroke it.  Best of all, we can even have a special JayTea series for our tea-cup ladies.  Get busy boys and send me your favourite designs to harmony@phonesexcandy.com. I can’t wait, and you know that I’ll share the best designs!!

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Ode to my Phone Sex Voice

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A Turn On?

Do my pictures turn you on? Then you need to treat your senses to my heavenly voice. My alluring purr is sultry, tantalizing, and capable of exciting your strongest sexual desires. Cum-hither baby, and be hypnotized.

Let Me Hypnotize You ~

The sensual overload of my honey is what you’ve been craving, and the sweet sound of it will drip down your cock. Let me hypnotise you and for forever more, you’ll hear my captivating voice whenever you want to cum. I challenge you to resist.

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The Witches Of Tomsin Phone Sex

Avery  1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

You thought I was going to bring you to this hotel room to let you fuck my brains out, didn’t you? That you could pick me up and get me that easily just because of my sexy Halloween costume? Well, that’s not exactly what’s going to happen.

You see, I’ve been learning about darker things lately and I put a spell on you that will take away every single one of your inhibitions so that I can make you do all kinds of fun things for our entertainment. Who’s “our” you ask? The Witches of Tomsin.

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Finger Licking Good Phone Sex!

All Things Tasty  ~ Harmony 1-844-332-2639 ext 386

I’m a happy connoisseur of all things yummy, and today is one of my favourite days of the year. There are just so many tasty choices. It seems like candy corn has been getting a bum rap the last couple of days but I think that it’s just because people don’t really understand how to eat it. Just like me, it requires licking and you need to eat it slowly, one delicious colour at a time.

Roll my Tootsie & Sweet Mary Jane!

Tootsie rolls shouldn’t require any explanation. And if my Tootsie is rolled just right with your Butterfingers there is sure to be lots of Rockets for both of us to share.  And it so rocks to be Canadian this year, because now we can trick for little Mary Janes too. A sexy treat that just keeps on giving, and if you’re lucky enough big guy, you might even get to enjoy some sweet Bits-O-Harmony.      Happy Halloween Sweet Kisses xoxoxxo  Harm

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