Laughing Cuckold Phonesex

I never thought I could be so mean…until I saw YOUR cock! My goodness! You can’t even call it a cock! A microscopic grain of sand inside a cockle shell, maybe…like a miniscule clit inside a pretty pink, vagina! AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I just can’t stop laughing!!!
Oh, I am sorry, did that upset you? It must have because IT shriveled up even more!
(Squints) Why, it is like a tiny snail trying to hide his teensy, shamed ‘wittle’ face under an army helmut and crawl back up its own ass!
Your penis is so small jerking off must feel like reading braille.
I’d try to blow you but it would probably blow away! HAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!
My throat is too deep to deep throat you!
And, any way, I am laughing too hard to catch my breath! Not that I’d need much breath to take in that tiny thing!
Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it! So cheer up Tiny, you helped me through my day.
Alyssa
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